High-ku's


"High-ku's?" you may ask. Yes, what are high-ku's? They're the same as haikus in the sence that they follow the syllable pattern of 5-7-5. However, they don't make much sense. Especially since a lot of these are inside jokes or just plain stupid. Here's a quote regarding the high-ku's: "I think it's funny how they added random words (so there'd be enough syllables)"


By: Annie, Anne, and Laura

beautiful, shimmer
beautiful shimmering bra
My god, it is tight
It is really tight
I need to take it off now
Crap, It's really tight.

Toes smell just like crap
crap crap crap crap crap crap crap
I have a kitten.

Dude, give me an N.
I'd like to buy a vowel
Hi, alex trebec

Poll the audience
I would like to phone a friend
SO many choices....

It is quiet evil
cooler is out to get me
I had better run

Young tender sweet peas
Break the can, bang bang bang bang
NO can opener

Fruit 2 oxegens
It makes me burp alot, yup.
What the hell is that?

Non-existent butt
It has disappeared from her
It belongs to Liz.

thump thump thump goes the drum
Or is it a belly, huh?
high low pitch, fat thin???


By: Annie

We watch anime
Show naked people they do
Oh yuck that is gross


By: Annie, Rachel, Claire, and Becky

Stuff
I like to do stuff
It is great stuff la la la
Do you like carrots?

Track
Derek Schwagel GRRR
Shoelaces mon…our cool song
This is the end, yes

?
Rachel says hm hmmmmm
That's very interesting
Sparkly bandana

Grave Robber
Grave Robber, uh oh
Take shovel, he'll steal toenails
Run for your life now!

Stupid lines
Anne control yourself
Get me out of these hot clothes
The cheese was so good

Claire
Claire likes to tap tap
Cinnamon Toast Crunch clock WEE!!
Aptiva booklet

Becca
Becca is a girl
She did take swimming lessons
But she still can't swim

Rachel
What should we write hmm?
Rachel has calculator
Duo says Ja ne!

Becky
Becky likes to run
Becky went on Voyageurs
Can't think real crappy

Sparkling Grape
TV is still on
We had fake wine. We are drunk
Damn that fuzzy stuff

Nicole
One for Nicole now
Nicole is not here, she left
That Mo Fo Ho Bitch

Natalia
She can speak Spanish
She comes from Spain, go figure
Cookie dough is good
(acutally, Natalia is from Colombia, but we didn't know that at the time)

Previews
People are naked
Their clothes just rip off like that
Let's fast forward now

Net one
Next one, next one, yeah
N-E-X-T O-N-E
Now it is over

Trix Rabbit
Let him have the Trix
Eat it quick, before you talk
Screw the damn kids HAH!

Mink
Mom, Dad, stop fighting!
Dick Saucer hooray hooray!
She's a dragon half

Um
Um Um Um Um Um
Um Um Um Um Um Um Um
Um Um Um yeah, right

Pink Socks
I have pink socks on
They do not smell very much
Pineapples are nice

Christmas
Christ is not a mas
Why do they call it christ-mas?
I like presents, yup!


By: Rachel, Annie, and Becky

Nordic track
Becky is on the
Nordic Track. She is skiing
Wow look at her go

Annie's Dumb
What the hell is a
Double pole kick. I don't know
But I should know it.

Annie's Dumber
Anime is weird
I don't understand it
It's in Japanese

Burning calories
I don't use hand things
There's a heart button on here
Calorie Button

Tigger
Rachel is wearing
A green shirt, yes she is, yup
I like Tigger, yup

Little Doggie
Hi little doggie
You are gray colored, Uh huh
TV is still on

Austin Powers
Remember the time
We wrote high-kus, yeah baby!
That was today, yup!

Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake is dumb
Justin Timberlake

Truffles
Mmmm Hmm, And how, yup
That is so very unreal
I am bionic!

Mouses
Mouses are not mice
Mice are evil meeces! YEAH!
Your wall is yellow.

Cheap Thrills
Godfather's Pizza
Twenty five cent brace-a-let
Power Puff Girls! Go!

Title
There is a light bulb
Hanging from the ceiling, high
If it falls that's bad

Rachel's Computer Room
Oh Light-up Plug In
Pansy cross stitch on the wall
There is white boom box

Slave driver
Hand me towels
They are on the chair, Rachel
My mom makes me work

10:00
It is ten o'clock
My jeans are really too big
CAPS LOCK WAS JUST ON

Few more
A few more high-ku's
Just to fill up this last page
Do ra ku plee ka

Last one
This makes no sense, yup
The purple bag looks ugly
This is the last one

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